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omg that playmate in the blue bunny suit 

fuck

10/10 would bang

you too NPH

is everyone going to ignore what the fuck snoop dogg is doing here

omg snoop dogg or aka snoop lion wtf

bellamy-in-the-tardis:

zizi-frankenstein:

Literally dying

“I WILL PEE ON ALL THE THINGS YOU EAT” IM CRYING PLEASE HEL PME

death-by-lulz:

himynamesray:

Just your everyday problems.

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when i’m married my partner and i will have:

  • morning sex
  • afternoon sex
  • dinner sex
  • after meal sex
  • i made pancakes sex
  • good morning sex
  • they kids are at school sex
  • shower sex
  • bored sex
  • make up sex
  • break up sex
  • monday sex
  • tuesday sex
  • wednesday sex
  • thursday sex
  • friday sex
  • saturday sex
  • sunday sex
  • there is nothing on tv sex
  • i love you sex

How Animals Eat Their Food

stfuhypocrisy:

carry-on-my-wayward-superwholock:

therugbyteam:

everdancesounds:

chazzthejazz:

I’m starting to love this fucking duck.

For once a meme that actually might be worth something in life

Cool

it teaches you everything from how to fucking get rid of shoe stink to how to murder people safely holy shit

^lol from shoe stank to murder